Monday, July 24, 2006

Where Hath All The Good Knights Gone?

"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting." ~ E. E. cummings

  • Lord Chubalot: - Currently involved in an Epic battle with the devil himself.
  • Sir SemiSolid: - Just returned from a 1 1/2 month hiatus from the daily grind.
  • Lord Lessismore: - "Appearing worn and slightly delirious" from his successful quest to obtain "Go Owl 8" in early April. Lord Lessismore hasn't been seen of or heard from since.
  • Sir Man Boobs: - Just returned from a successful diplomatic mission (vacation) in France.
  • Sir Pork in Boots: - Celebrated a legendary birthday bash at his Manor on July 7th. Locals reportingly saw him wandering aimlessly half naked through the country side. He is presumed alive, possibly recovering, waiting for the opportunity to rise again.
  • Twice The Man, Esquire - Injured but not mortally wounded by Cow totting dairy products.
  • Lady Lean: - At war with a grudgingly stubborn binge monkey. We are expecting her to report in shortly about her undoubted success. Unfortunately the binge monkey is hard to defeat and is most likely regrouping for another attack.
  • Duchess Tuckus - Absent, lost on her quest.
  • Sir Howling Belly: - After an encouraging toast to the new year he has been absent and is believed to be lost on his quest.
  • The Word Of Tim: - Alas our Oracle hath retired. We wish him well.

Should the whereabouts of any Knight become known, a carrier pigeon or swift messenger would be most welcome.

At this time I would like to encourage others to pick up arms and join our noble cause. As brothers & Sisters in arms we shall surely overcome all our personal demons.

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6 Comments:

Blogger Sancho Pawnza said...

Howdy Squishy!

I'm back on point!
Work is still wide open, but the exercising makes it easier to make it through the week... now that the muscle pain has subsided to the point where I can use a keyboard... pick up a pencil... use a stapler, etc.

ps I will try and make my blog post longer in the future.

Take care!

Sancho aka Sir SemiSolid

11:47 PM  
Blogger Kim Ayres said...

As Losing a Hundredweight is not my main blog, I often only focus on it once a week, usually on a Tuesday as that's my weigh-in time. I then go round the Knights and see how everyone else is doing. Consequently, if you post something on a Wednesday it will be a week before I'm likely to see it.

However, if you want to draw my attention to anything, my email is available from my profile so don't hesitate to get in contact

-Sir Man Boobs-

8:27 AM  
Blogger ArleneWKW said...

I love this round up of the Knights. And the way you've characterized each of our struggles and situations.

2:59 PM  
Blogger Spider63 said...

Yon knights hath wrought a fearsome battle against the Fat. Verily, aye wood bee honored to join with thee in such combat! Thank ye, laddy.

2:44 AM  
Blogger Sir Squishy said...

Glad to see that you want to join our cause. Create a name for yourself and we'll have to try and get ahold of Sir Chubalot to have you Knighted!

1:43 PM  
Blogger Twice the Man said...

Down with the evil cows and their unhealthy off springs!!!

12:29 AM  

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